Q.1
"You know what they say, one up the bum, no harm done!"

Q.2
"Signed titties, £1 per melon."

Q.3
“I love women and hold doors open for them.”

Q.4
"6 tugs of the porridge gun."

Q.5
"Single-barrel pump-action yoghurt rifle."

Q.6
"I always do 'em from behind if I don't like their face."

Q.7
“They can play my instrument any day.”

Q.8
"Cum sarnies with cheese"

Q.9
"If you're looking for a seat love, you can sit on my face"

Q.10
"Cock snot, per litre.”

Q.11
"Read my mind, R Kelly babe"

Q.12
"You give me problems when you are not in the mood."

Q.13
"Give me half hour with her I'd be up to me nuts in guts. "

Q.14
"I'm a dead simple lad. I smoke fags and drink tea."

Q.15
"Legs up to her arse!"

Q.16
"Kisses for a quid."

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